Can this please happen to me?
(via distraction)
| me: | touch me and DIE |
|---|---|
| me: | please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD |
| me: | feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS |
| me: | IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME |
| me: | -cries for 3 hours- |
| me: | oh my god i'm hungry |
| me: | SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON |
| me: | no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE |
| me: | -sneezes- |
| me: | THE END IS HERE |
I wouldn’t kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him and I saw myself.
(via sircolsmorgan)
This is where the movie should have ended.
If the movie had ended here tho… That would easily have been my favorite movie of all time.
Truth
(via distraction)
(via distraction)
(via foxyinlove)